Jokes

[Frank]

LABOUR PAINS

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. The couple were very much in favour and the Doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced before.

Aut as the labour progressed, the husband said he felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump up the dial a notch. The doctor adjusted the machine to 20% and the husband said he still felt fine.

The doctor checked the husbands BP and was amazed at how well he was doing, at this point they decided to go for 50%.

The husband continued to feel fine and well and since this was helping his wife considerably they decided to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and she and her husband were ecstatic.

When they arrived home, the postman was lying dead on their porch.