Jokes

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Obviously with my demoralising english I can't be good with this here at
Lottopost but I do like jokes ,it happenned lot of times to have a great plesure of reading what Frank has posted .
I would like to give some contribution to this site's angle.
Recently met this one on an irish betting site and liked it very much:

...."Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pickup your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the Promised Land."



Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land."

Today, the Government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about BP, Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc

I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for
English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was
suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......""