Jokes

[ecneps]

hi
a woman went to a consultant psychiatrist over problems she was having with her sex life
The psychiatrist asked her a series of questions but did not appear to be getting a clearer picture of her problems,Finally he saked her "Do you ever look look at your husbands face while you are having sex?"
"Well yes "she said,"I did once" "And how did he look" "really angry she said
"Now this is very interesting,we must delve deeper into this.Tell me you say that you have only seen your husbands face once during sex that seems unusual
How was it that you saw his face only that one time

"He was looking through the window at us "!


A workman was killed on a construction site and the police began questioning a number of workers.Based on their previous records many of the workers where prime suspects
The electrician was suspected of wiretapping but was never charged
The carpenter was once arrested for getting hammered but was never nailed
The cement mixer was a hard case but there was nothing concrete to link him with the crime
The window glazier went to great panes to conceal his past
The painter had a brush with the law several years ago
The mason got stoned regularly but his alibi was rock solid
So who did it?
The window glazier.But claimed he was framed


some small ones

Marriage isn't a word it's a sentence

A man is incomplete until he's married then he is finished

everyone has a photographic memory it's just that some of us have no film

If you think nobody cares about you try missing a couple of payments

what kind of insects live on the moon ?Lunar Ticks

The most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel

what do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?A walkie- talkie

Doctor I've broken my arm in two places 'doctor'"Well don't go back to those places again

did you hear about the man who belived in reincarnation?In his will he left all the money to himself

My dog saw a sign wet paint So he did

did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?He got a pat on the head

How do you make a venetian blind?poke him in the eye

What do scully and moulder look into in december?The xmas files


Thats it for now there all corny I know, but what do expect for nothing?
ecneps