Jokes

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Twitting people's wisdom about Lottomoney....and related subjects

Part 1


ou know it.. Might put money in a pot every time I feel to do lotto an see how much I save lol
it really freaks me out when I go onto a website and the ads seem to knwo the type of things I like to bu.

Just won $20 in the lottery...clearly today is my lucky day, guys.

Ooo... I just got an e-mail... I won the Canada lottery! Funny thing, I don't remember buying a ticket!

Just found $7 in the pocket of some jeans I haven't worn in awhile, you would swear I won the lottery...lol

yes , yes , yes that`s what i just heard the Neighbours shouted either they won the lottery or her ovaries have been fertilized

I love the emails from the National Lottery informing me that I have won, 3 weeks in a row, probably another 10.

I won a tidy sum on the lottery and gave my homeless brother a new home. It was the box from my new 65" TV


So I won 15.52 yesterday on the horses (i never do the horses) and I won a tenner on the lottery. I'm on a roll

Hurrah! Hurrah! What a great start to the week. Text informs me I have won the UK lottery! No more bosses. Just send bank account. It's 01..