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11-28-2011, 04:29 AM (This post was last modified: 05-15-2014 03:29 AM by Len.)

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RE: Jokes

Hi ,here two short ones:

"Tell me, doctor, how long will I live?

You see,it's difficult to say, but if I were you I wouldn't
start watching any TV serials"

.....................................

A man of eighty visited his doctor.
I'm going to be married next week,doctor.
Very good, said the doctor. How old is your lady friend?
Eighteen, replied the man.
My goodness! said the doctor. I should warn you that any activity in bed could be fatal.
Well, said the man. If she dies, she dies. Icon_wink

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Jokes - Len - 03-29-2008, 09:26 PM

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RE: Jokes - Len - 04-04-2008, 01:37 AM

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RE: Jokes - Frank - 04-08-2008, 04:53 AM

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RE: Jokes - valelli - 04-19-2008, 12:22 AM

RE: Jokes - ecneps - 04-23-2008, 01:33 AM

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RE: Jokes - Frank - 09-23-2009, 11:32 PM

RE: Jokes - Len - 09-23-2009, 11:42 PM

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RE: Jokes - Frank - 02-13-2010, 11:16 PM

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RE: Jokes - valelli - 08-31-2010, 12:49 AM

RE: Jokes - ido - 08-31-2010, 02:30 AM

RE: Jokes - Frank - 09-03-2010, 12:16 AM

RE: Jokes - Frank - 09-17-2010, 01:39 AM

RE: Jokes - ido - 12-17-2010, 02:40 AM

RE: Jokes - Len - 12-17-2010, 02:51 AM

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